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#chocoTaco and Halifax land like hotmen in south Georgopol on #Erangel, and there sure are a lot of pistols. After getting his first kill with a P1911 (yes laser sight), choco switches to an UZI and destroys a bot who's just hanging out, I presume (that was a bot, right? I'm calling bot). choco soon finds a Beryl and gives the UZI leave to take a vacation, and a Kar98 follows like peanut butter on jelly. But that's not all: choco also finds a flare gun, then miraculously evades a team shooting at him while he runs through open ground toward a bike. ENTER: a long-range sniper battle with a 2x K9 in which choco once again proves why he is the Kar98 GOAT. After knocking one of the bad guys, the duo rolls up and takes the other team out the game in a manner which may or may not involve a failed send it. choco and hali then transition toward the northwesterly zone and shoot off the flare gun only to discover there are no care packages available. Oof. And also choco got an AWM and a ghillie suit at some point. Can't forget this very important plot development because choco uses the AWM to kill a lot of bad mans, especially after hali gets knocked and finished (we won't say by whom *ahem* chocolate taco we're looking at you). While spectating, hali polls his chat to determine the likelihood of choco clutching the chicken dinner, and only 73% believe he is capable. choco is displeased with this number. 73%? Really? Have they even SEEN him play #PUBG? He kills more guys with the all-powerful AWM, even amidst a veritable storm of aim-punching, then goes on the hunt for the final two players. You can almost hear them shaking in their digital booties as choco slinks into their building, downs one outside, then simply shoots through a door to take down the final bad man. Hali's final poll was at 79%, and choco politely tells the doubtful 21% how he feels about their attitude. Tsk tsk, 21%.
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