Corvette Owners Be Like...“Leave it stock, that’s the way the manufacturer intended it! Don't buy the car if you don't like it the way it came." HURR DURR, I'M A PURIST WHO MUST GATEKEEP. Sidenote: what's the boomer equivalent of REEE? Because that's the noise the midlife crisis purists would make. Also their Garage Queen obsession hardly makes sense. Drive your freaking Corvettes! I don't expect you to daily drive it, but gosh diddly darn, at least let it see the time of day once a week. Some of these guys hardly even put like 200 miles a year. It's not a Ferrari. You're not saving any money, and you certainly aren't getting any enjoyment. You're just saving the car for the next guy, and he's going to get one hell of a deal! Bladed Angel Catalogs
I'm only in the Pre-cancer phase. I grew up having Barrett's Esophagus (Your Throat, for all the dimwits who keep thinking that's the bum. Your bum is called an Anus in medical terminology, the Esophagus is the throat, I thought this was common sense?), which has a higher chance to become Esophageal cancer if Dysplasia or abnormal cells occur. Guess what happened? Yeah, you saw the picture, it's rather self-explanatory. I was merely making a rather morbid joke. If I don't do anything (i.e. stop treatment, and don't do any lifestyle/health changes) it will take about 10 years before progressing to Cancer Stage 1. Since I am doing something, and also getting treated, I can push that back several more years, and hopefully, just hopefully, get rid of it entirely. I will not use this as an opportunity to beg for money on the internet. After all, pity me naught. I hate people who always fake pity. I simply made the announcement so I don't keep my loyal fans in the dark about why my YouTube upload schedule has been affected so negatively. The comment sections better not be filled with people like, "Get well soon! (insert cringe emoji here)". This isn't some mild flu I caught. I can't simply "get better" overnight. I'm envious of those with good health, and almost feel insulted when those people try to empathize with me. Bottom line is. At the end of the day, I'm just some random guy on the internet to you. I'm not your best friend, and you aren't mine. However, I'm grateful y'all enjoy my videos, thus I'll make it a goal of mine to stick around as long as possible to keep delivering it. I do feel frustrated as of recent as my upload rate keeps going down, while my hospital visits keep going up. At least I've already put like 5,000 miles on Leone! Honestly, nothing ever seems enough. Even if I could drive her to the end of her days, I can't help but feel guilty to want more. There's still one more car I must own. So I will do my best to live long enough to get that car. So A Note To Myself Is Simply: Do Try Your Best, and Stay Alive.
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